Dolly Parton shared her Top 10 Pet Peeves via satellite from Dollywood during an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on April 21, 1995.

Here is her comedic top 10 list:

• 10. Accountants misunderstanding the cost of her look.
  
• 9. Playing guitar with long nails.
  
• 8. Hair declared a fire hazard.
  
• 7. The Dalai Lama requesting theme park royalties.
  
  
  
  
  
• 6. Wig repair issues due to Letterman’s “hairpiece crisis.”
  
• 5. Rhinestone rash.
  
• 4. Garth Brooks allegedly shoplifting under his hat.
  
• 3. Emcees introducing her as “them.”
  
• 2. Super Bowl winners not visiting Dollywood.
  
• 1. People ignoring her other assets.
  
  Till next time . . .
  
  
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