🐾 1. You love knocking things off tables
No reason. It was just sitting there. Now it’s not. Perfect.
😴 2. Napping is your favorite hobby
Multiple short naps a day? Ideal. A full 8 hours? Overrated.
🍽️ 3. You’re picky about your food
You want it how you want it. Yesterday’s leftovers? Unacceptable. That one specific brand? Yes, only that.
🧼 4. You groom excessively
Whether it’s skincare, hair care, or outfit coordination—looking unkempt is not an option.
🚪 5. You hate closed doors
Why is it closed? What’s behind it? You don’t need to go in… you just want the option.
🐁 6. You chase things for no reason
Random laser dots, lint, or even existential thoughts—you’re on it.
💻 7. You walk across keyboards and sit on laptops
Why sit on a chair when someone is using something warm and expensive?
😼 8. You have a strong independent streak
You love affection… but only when you want it. And if someone gets too clingy? Time to vanish.
🎁 9. You give strange gifts
Dead spider? Random trinket? Weird meme at 2AM? Your love language is quirky.
🌒 10. You’re most alive at night
Daytime = meh. Midnight? Suddenly you’re full of energy, existential questions, and the urge to sprint down the hallway.
Sound like you? You may just be a cat in disguise. 😼
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